Great Big List of Beautiful and Useless Words, Vol. 5

bird nest with one feather on straw empty abandoned bird nest made of branches and straw

Definition:
leaving the nest soon after hatching

Degree of Usefulness:
This word’s usefulness appears to vary with the economic climate.

Some Trivia:
This word is typically applied to birds, but you can use it for your teenaged children.

ocean wave during storm in the atlantic ocean

Definition:
“full of surges and waves” (Henry Cockeram, An English Dictionaries, 1623)

Degree of Usefulness:
Not very useful, but lovely to know.

Some Trivia:
This word appears to be consistently unused, outside of Cockeram’s dictionary.

high angle view of served dining table full of healthy food

Definition:
“a great meal” (The Oxford English Dictionary)

Degree of Usefulness:
Varies, depending on your appetites and tastes.

Some Trivia:
This word, which appears in the world’s most august dictionary, is accompanied by a curious editorial note, which reads “Not from the original French, which has ‘do you think you can eat up all the pagans by yourselves?’”

female valedictorian at convocation

Definition:
“speaking with joy” (Elisha Coles, An English Dictionary, 1677)

Degree of Usefulness:
Since when do words about joy need to be useful?

Some Trivia:
This word probably shares a root with gaudy: both are thought to come from the Latin gaudium, “joy.”

a horse smiles showing his teeth

Definition:
Resembling the urine of a horse, in odor.

Degree of Usefulness:
We hope this word is never very useful.

Some Trivia:
The fact that this word exists should be trivia enough for you.

boy throwing bucket of water on beach

Definition:
used in Edinburgh as a warning cry when it was customary to throw slops from the windows into the streets

Degree of Usefulness:
Useful whenever you’re throwing liquid out a window.

Some Trivia:
In early use, in the 18th century, the word was more often used when throwing out one’s chamber pot, as opposed to kitchen slops.

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Definition:
“A response to an apology” (Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)

Degree of Usefulness:
That depends on how common apologies are in your life.

Some Trivia:
This word appears to most often occur in religious contexts.

herring gull on crustacean infested log

Definition:
to cause (a floating log) to rotate by treading

Degree of Usefulness:
The next time you find yourself spinning on a floating log you’re going to thank us for this.

Some Trivia:
This word is thought to be imitative in origin.

cat looks in mirror and sees lion

Definition:
a conception of oneself as other than one is to the extent that one's general behavior is conditioned or dominated by the conception

Degree of Usefulness:
We all know someone whose idea of themself does not quite match reality.

Some Trivia:
The word comes from Madame Bovary, the principal character in the 19th-century novel Madame Bovary, by Gustave Flaubert.

shot of a handsome young man smelling his armpits

Definition:
foul-smelling sweat

Degree of Usefulness:
Infrequent, we trust.

Some Trivia:
If you need a word for “causing sweating,” you’re in luck, as English has a bunch of them, including hidrotic, sudorific, and diaphoretic.

girl reading at the library

Definition:
love of knowledge; specifically : excessive striving for or preoccupation with knowledge

Degree of Usefulness:
Perfect for describing the smarty-pants in your life.

Some Trivia:
The philia- part of this word is related to -phile, the combining form that word means “one that loves,” and that comes up in numerous other English words.

pile of raw red kidney beans

Definition:
shaped like a bean

Degree of Usefulness:
Surprisingly useful! Good for describing many kinds of legumes and people.

Some Trivia:
Fabiform is a combination of the Latin word faba (meaning “bean”) and the English combining form -iform.

man sitting on branch cutting it with a saw

Definition:
nincompoop

Degree of Usefulness:
Unfortunately high.

Some Trivia:
This charming synonym for nincompoop is thought to come from the Middle English word jobard, meaning  “blockhead,” which itself is from the Old Testament name Job.

group of bagpipers

Definition:
“Sounding dreadfully” (Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)

Degree of Usefulness:
Can be used instead of cacophonous.

Some Trivia:
This word is about as well known as its opposite, mellisonant, “pleasing to the ear.”

person embracing bag of cleaning products

Definition:
“Worship of health; excessive devotion to hygiene.” (The Oxford English Dictionary)

Degree of Usefulness:
That depends on how clean your roommates are.

Some Trivia:
Very close to hagiolatry, the worship of saints, but still a totally different word.

young bearded man in bewilderment shrugging his shoulders and looking at camera with confusion isolated over blue background

Definition:
lowered ability to make decisions or to act

Degree of Usefulness:
We can’t quite say…

Some Trivia:
Hyperbulia is sometimes used of the condition of having a bit too much drive.

elderly man having toothache touching cheek suffering from pain sitting on sofa at home

Definition:
the state of becoming progressively more severe

Degree of Usefulness:
That depends on how you feel.

Some Trivia:
This is a very serious medical word. Please do not misuse it.

broken umbrella in gutter

Definition:
“an itinerant umbrella repairer” (The Oxford English Dictionary)

Degree of Usefulness:
Low, but when you finally meet an itinerant umbrella repairer think how happy you will be.

Some Trivia:
Mush is slang for umbrella, shortened from mushroom.

a dog steals a womans toast behind her back

Definition:
a relationship (as between species) in which covert thievery replaces aggressive plundering

Degree of Usefulness:
Very useful, if you are prone to nicking small items that are not yours.

Some Trivia:
Lestobiosis is a form of cleptobiosis, which is “a mutual relation in which members of one species (as of ants) habitually steal food from another.”

man lazes on sofa reading on his phone

Definition:
a lazy stupid person

Degree of Usefulness:
Most useful during one’s time at work.

Some Trivia:
Lurdane can be traced to the Latin luridus, meaning “lurid.”

little girl in forest picking edible mushroom

Definition:
one that eats fungi (such as mushrooms)

Degree of Usefulness:
Perfect for the mushroom-lover in your life.

Some Trivia:
Closely related to the mycophile: “a devotee of mushrooms; especially, one whose hobby is hunting wild edible mushrooms.”

angry child yelling

Definition:
“a Spanish word signifying shitefire” (Edmund Phillips, The New World of English Words, 1658)

Degree of Usefulness:
Very useful, if you know anyone who is prone to bragging.

Some Trivia:
Cacafuego was the nickname given to a Spanish ship, captured by Sir Francis Drake in the 16th century. The ship’s actual name was Nuestra Señora de la Concepción.

older couple sitting in car after just getting married

Definition:
"marriage at an advanced age" (Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)

Degree of Usefulness:
Especially useful for those who know you're never too old to fall in love.

Some Trivia:
Should not be confused with opsimathy, which is “education late in life.”

man clutching his buttocks in pain

Definition:
rectal pain

Degree of Usefulness:
That is none of our business.

Some Trivia:
Proctalgia and nostalgia share a root, the Greek word algos, “pain.”

ostriches looking at the camera

Definition:
of, relating to, or resembling the ostrich

Degree of Usefulness:
Zookeepers love this word.

Some Trivia:
Struthious may also be applied to other ratite birds, “any of various mostly flightless birds (such as an ostrich, rhea, emu, moa, or kiwi) with small or rudimentary wings and no keel on the sternum that are probably of polyphyletic origin and are assigned to a number of different orders.”

older man and younger man urinating on a high voltage fence

Definition:
“Agreeing in stupidity” (The Oxford English Dictionary)

Degree of Usefulness:
That’s for you to decide…

Some Trivia:
Somehow this word never really caught on, despite it obviously being quite useful. It does not appear to have been used beyond the 17th century.

young woman visiting grandparents and getting gift

Definition:
a present given among the ancient Greeks and Romans to a guest or stranger and especially to a foreign ambassador

Degree of Usefulness:
Depends on how many guests (or foreign ambassadors) you have visiting you.

Some Trivia:
If you have multiple gifts to give to guests or strangers the plural form of the word is xenia.

family getting ready to travel for a trip packing beach holiday toys in a suitcase in a home bedroom

Definition:
to spend the summer usually at one place

Degree of Usefulness:
Seasonal.

Some Trivia:
When used in a strict zoological sense, estivate means “to pass the summer in a state of torpor or dormancy.”

portrait of desperate brunette man with beard in white t-shirt covering face with hand feeling sorry and blaming himself for the mistake

Definition:
wisdom or perception that comes after it can be of use

Degree of Usefulness:
Unfortunately useful.

Some Trivia:
Similar to esprit de l’escalier, which means “repartee thought of only too late, on the way home.”

a huge heard of sheep in new zealand about to go into the shearing shed

Definition:
the representation (as in painting) of persons as sheep or lambs

Degree of Usefulness:
Limited, unless one is using it in a figurative manner.

Some Trivia:
Agnification was most often found in religious contexts when the word first began to be used in English in the middle of the 19th century.

man wearing a lab coat and shrugging

Definition:
“one without method; a quack” (Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)

Degree of Usefulness:
Highly useful!

Some Trivia:
Although this word seems to have been mainly applied to doctors in the past, it can also be used of those in any profession who seem to follow no method.

portrait of young inattentive girl distracted by mobile phone girl crashed into street post dropped phone

Definition:
an innocuously inept and futile person in public office

Degree of Usefulness:
Even if it is useless the word is so fun to say that you will find opportunities to use it.

Some Trivia:
The word comes from the name Alexander Throttlebottom, a character in the 1931 musical comedy Of Thee I Sing.

cod fishes floating in aquarium

Definition:
“Testiculous, that hath great Cods” (Nathaniel Bailey, An Universal Etymological English Dictionary, 1721)

Degree of Usefulness:
We have nothing to say on this matter.

Some Trivia:
The cods that Bailey refers to above are today better known as testicles.

drunk men fighting in pub

Definition:
“bad temper caused by drinking” (Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)

Degree of Usefulness:
Mostly applicable on weekends.

Some Trivia:
This word may be spelled in various ways, including barlichood and barlickhood.

man asleep in bucket of earth mover

Definition:
one that attends to duty only when watched

Degree of Usefulness:
That depends on whether you are management or not.

Some Trivia:
We label eye-servant as archaic, because people do not use this word much anymore, which is probably because there are fewer people who only work when they’re being watched these days.

close up picture of short haired white woman biting into onion

Definition:
Onion-eating

Degree of Usefulness:
Very useful, if you meet someone who likes to eat onions.

Some Trivia:
Someone who is overly cepivorous may also be described as alliaceous, “having the smell of garlic or onions.”

happy child with three ice cream cones

Definition:
something that banishes or mitigates grief

Degree of Usefulness:
We hope it's infrequently needed but easily applicable in such times.

Some Trivia:
Should not be confused with doloriferous, which means “producing pain.”

young man looking thoughtful

Definition:
given to deep thought : having the appearance of being in deep meditation

Degree of Usefulness:
Useful for describing your state when you’re lost in thought.

Some Trivia:
To cogitate is “to ponder or meditate on usually intently.”

grand canyon photo

Definition:
a name well suited to the person, place, or thing named

Degree of Usefulness:
Highly useful when you meet a lawyer named Lawrence.

Some Trivia:
The related adjective is euonymous, “well named.”

mature couple fighting at home sitting on the sofa they are both looking angry and have their arms crossed

Definition:
“A companion who is a hindrance.” (The Oxford English Dictionary)

Degree of Usefulness:
Varies with the rate of marriage.

Some Trivia:
Not a common word; neither is its antonym, helpmeet.

suburbia community aerial over austin round rock texas

Definition:
“one who worships smug respectability as the great object of life” (Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)

Degree of Usefulness:
Perfect for the snobby neighbor who you don’t like very much.

Some Trivia:
The gig portion of this word refers to “a light 2-wheeled one-horse carriage,” a type of vehicle once much in fashion with certain classes of society.

two dogs play with a stick

Definition:
producing happiness

Degree of Usefulness:
We hope it is very useful.

Some Trivia:
This word has an antonym, which is infelicific: “productive of unhappiness.”

standup comedian getting booed on stage

Definition:
“To reject with or as with hissing.” (Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)

Degree of Usefulness:
Very useful when attending certain concerts or plays.

Some Trivia:
This word comes from the Latin sibilare (“to hiss, whistle”), which is also the source of sibilant.

dry autumn leaves falling from the trees and floating on a water surface of the lake trees are reflecting in the water

Definition:
“to make a whistling noise, as Trees stirred with winds” (Thomas Blount, Glossographia, 1661)

Degree of Usefulness:
Perfect for that mid-Autumn walk in the woods.

Some Trivia:
This word comes from the Latin sibilare, meaning “to hiss, whistle.”

red ants crawl on a hand

Definition:
an abnormal sensation resembling that made by insects creeping in or on the skin

Degree of Usefulness:
Useful for people who enjoy scary movies.

Some Trivia:
This comes to English from the Latin word for “ant”: formica.

teens posed for silly picture at a party

Definition:
a silly flighty person

Degree of Usefulness:
Useful; it’s nice to have a word that is mildly opprobrious, without sounding too mean.

Some Trivia:
The adjective form of this word, believe it or not, is flibbertigibbety.

young caucasian woman sitting on lawn and eating huge sandwich made of biscuit and marshmallow

Definition:
“one with a gullet of vast size, who will swallow anything”
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)

Degree of Usefulness:
Perfect for family dinners.

Some Trivia:
Grangousier was the name of a character in Gargantua and Pantagruel, the 16th century work by François Rabelais.

hippo with open mouth

Definition:
“blub-cheeked, wide-mouthed” (Thomas Blount, Glossographia, 1661)

Degree of Usefulness:
Useful at meal times, with certain family members.

Some Trivia:
The word buccal means “of, relating to, near, involving, or supplying a cheek.”

men sitting on a park bench drinking beer

Definition:
“Afternoon drinkings” (Nathan Bailey, An universal etymological English dictionary, 1753)

Degree of Usefulness:
We are a nonjudgmental dictionary, insofar as both your language use and drinking habits are concerned.

Some Trivia:
The fact that few, if any, dictionaries since the 18th century have defined this word does not mean that people have stopped drinking in the afternoon; it only means that we’ve stopped using this word.

young man facing regret

Definition:
“vain regret” (The Oxford English Dictionary)

Degree of Usefulness:
See previous slide.

Some Trivia:
This word becomes increasingly useful as one ages.